Insufferably Hot, Shadeless Outdoor SushiFest 2020
Hologram Tupac Seduces Your Date
Trump Dropping His Tax-Return Envelope Into a Post-Office Box at 11:55 p.m. on April 14th Through His Limo Window and Giving a Thumbs-Up
The Boston Symphony Orchestra Plays the Throat Noises of Rudy Giuliani
Nathan’s Hot-Dog-Processing Contest
Mario Lopez’s Acceptance Speech at the 2020 Pulitzer Prize Ceremony for His Searing Investigative Work on “Access Hollywood”
Craig and Anita’s Paintball Wedding
JarJarCon: A Gathering of Jar Jar Binks Cosplayers and Fetishists
Slide-Whistle Night at Yankee Stadium
Stephen Miller Loses His Virginity
New York City’s Gay Men’s Chorus Sings Solo Sammy Hagar
Kevin Smith Takes a Sativa Gummy and Explains Bitcoin
Cousin Joshua’s Adult Bris
A Weekend at Clothing-Optional M&M’s World
Brian and Lisa’s Gender-Reveal Orgy
NBC Live Event: The Cast of “Friends” Harvests Bone Marrow from a Prisoner
Rick Steves Travel Seminar: Screwing Your Way Across Europe
That New Escape Room Where Every Clue Is Embedded in a Rambling Forty-five-Minute David Lee Roth Monologue About Doo-Wop Music
Uncle Ed’s Annual Garage Fudge Festival
A Night of Apologizing to Phoenix-Area Strippers on Behalf of the Groom
The 2020 Raw-Milk-Salmonella Coachella Porta-Potty Shortage
The “Make America Great Again” Key Party
“Getting Pressured Into Trying the Boss’s Homemade Chia Pudding” Day at Work
The Kid Rock Reads from the Works of Emily Dickinson Tour
Def Misogyny Jam
President Trump’s Private White House Quinceañera for a Hundred Very Lucky Fifteen-Year-Olds
Co-worker’s Vasectomy-Reveal Party
Soccer
– With Scott Jacobson, Todd Levin, Jason Roeder, and Ted Travelstead
