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Have You Heard The One
About President Bush?

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

21 Lists

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

Outsourcing My Love

(Originally appeared on Eyeshot)

74 Things That Aren’t “Better Than Nothing”

(Originally appeared in Esquire)

Jesus’ Bar Mitzvah

(Originally appeared in Esquire)

Game Show Catchphrases That Never Quite Caught On

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

Today’s Most Funniest Movie Bloopers

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

THE ZAPRUDER FILM:
THE NOVELIZATION

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)