(humor print)

Physical-Therapy Exercises for
Other Injurious Situations

(Originally appeared in Esquire)

109 Things Not to Say at a Job Interview

(Originally appeared in Radar)

125 Reasons We Can’t Sleep

(Originally appeared on Radar)

130 Secret-Santa Gifts to Avoid

(Originally appeared in Radar)

102 Self-Help Books You Can Do Without

(Originally appeared in Radar)

100 Icebreakers to Avoid

(Originally appeared in Radar)

142 Reasons You’re Still Single

(Originally appeared in Radar)

Funny Letters from Summer Camp and Their Not-So-Funny Responses

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

Wrong Exit: 117 Worst Places to Die

(Originally appeared on Adult Swim)

The Top 10 Best Sellers of 2027

(Originally appeared in Time)