(humor print)

My Parents, Enid and Sal, Used to Be Famous Porn Stars

(Originally appeared in The New Yorker)

A Sixteenth-Century Shakespearean Actor Suffers a Meltdown at London’s Globe Theatre

(Originally appeared in The New Yorker)

Jimmy Jam Johnson, the Classic-Rock DJ Sufferin’ a Nervous Breakdown!

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

119 Ways to Survive a Recession

(Originally appeared in Radar)

When Making Love to Me:
What Every Woman Needs to Know

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

Signs Your College is Not Very Prestigious

(Originally appeared in Radar)

Rules for My Cuddle Party

(Originally appeared on McSweeney's)

Great Works of Literature as Text Messages

(Originally appeared Esquire)

Bootleg Mike’s “Forgotten Boots”

(Originally appeared in Vice)

147 Signs You’re in the Wrong Relationship

(Originally appeared in Radar)