Blood, Honor & Three Credits

Originally appeared in MAD, March 1997

ROBIN WILLIAMS: Improvising For His Life

Originally appeared on Sweet Fancy Moses, February 5, 2003

How We’re Beating the Heat

Originally appeared in The New Yorker, July 2021

I Was the Wedding Planner for the Guns N’ Roses “November Rain” Ceremony and Reception

Originally appeared in McSweeney's on June 6, 2024