Monday
The “Multi-Tasking While Filling Out A Sudoku Puzzle”
Tuesday
The “I Need to Wear These Driving Gloves Because of My Eczema”
Wednesday
The “I Can’t Believe We Just Met on Craigslist”
Thursday
The “How Do You Like My Giant Foam Cowboy Hat”
Friday
The “Please Don’t Eat the Chili-Dog on Our
New Tempur-Pedic Mattress”
Saturday
The “Vasectomy Hasn’t Healed Yet”
Sunday
The “Prowler Fantasy Gone Terribly Wrong”
Monday
The “Hurry, I’m Due Back at the Piercing Pagoda”
Tuesday
The “Caught Looking at Mexican Midget Porn”
Wednesday
The “Banjo as Foreplay”
Thursday
The “Hang On a Second, Honey,
I Want to Refer to My Hand-Written Notes”
Friday
The “I Hate to Complain, But Your Award-Winning Horned-Lizard
is Licking My Toes”
